So uh, “True Facts About The ….” by zefrank1 has been my entertainment for the past few hours.
Did you know Snails have “love darts” that basically explode upon impact releasing the sperm? and are hermaphrodites?
Did you know that female Angler fish are badass?
Did you know that Mantis’ have five eyes?
Did you know that the Clown Shrimp punch their enemies to death?
Did you know that male Seahorses give birth and it looks like they’re sneezing? Like maybe that seahorse in Finding Nemo wasn’t really H2O intolerant, maybe he was just practicing giving birth… I mean, it’s pretty fishy business if you ask me.
WHAT IS THAT
whaaaaat is that
THAT’S HOW THEY MAKE CAMO???????
yeah that’s how they paint lots of stuff
How the fuck?
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
Who built the ocean
We are all Nick Miller.
"I destroyed my body for a peace of mind I never got."
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.
Signal boosting this shit
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film.
"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop